I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Michael Bay diarrhea
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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