Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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