Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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