It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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