I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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