I heard we made out
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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