Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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