Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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