From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
