hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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