left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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