he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
