this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
two words: eviction party
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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