Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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