Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Alive.
So much puke
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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