was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
