As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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