He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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