Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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