Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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