dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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