If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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