I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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