But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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