There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Randomize
