I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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