Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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