Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
high people should be assigned attendants
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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