Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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