So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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