I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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