I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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