There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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