So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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