Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i came on her dog
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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