dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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