You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just had sex on a roof
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
