hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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