But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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