the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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