Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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