let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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