this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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