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(585): View more from New York

i'm signing you up for texting rehab

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.

(812): View more from Indiana

I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?

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(530): View more from California

Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha

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(513): View more from Ohio

Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.

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(224): View more from Illinois

And then the night went full on bisexual.

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(812): View more from Indiana

You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation

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