you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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