I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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