Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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