I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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