check it out our google latitudes are spooning
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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