But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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