wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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