He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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