10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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